Friday, February 11, 2011

The Mechanic - Film (2011)

Jason Statham's very good at the roles he picks. It's unfortunate that they're all pretty much the same. Another action film, another 'assassin betrayed by his employer' scenario and more guns, bullets, bombs and explosions. The likable dry-witted working-man's (and woman's) James Bond character surfaces for another smack-fest.

If you're in the mood to be transported to the land of the single dimension hop aboard. Otherwise save your cash and an hour and a half of your life. Better yet watch the original with Charles Bronson the hard-faced epitome of cool. Yes, The Mechanic is a remake of sorts, although myself and many other Bronson fans would have preferred it to have started and ended in 1972. In the original also known as Killer of Killers, Bronson's character was just that; not just a double-crossed hired gun out for revenge.

Best Line - The wharfie trying to sell his boat:
You know you want it. Ain't no other lifetime but this. Want some advice? Follow what this tells you. It's trying' to tell you something. It's telling' you...you're homesick for a place you never been.


Thursday, February 10, 2011

The Warriors Way - Film (2010)

The story of a warrior from a clan of swordsmen called the Sad Flutes who sets out to become the greatest swordsman of all time only to discover no satisfaction in it. He kills almost the entire enemy clan but in sparing a young baby girl, he puts himself at the top of his own clan's list of targets. He travels to America, the Wild West, in order to seek out an old friend and keep the girl safe, but discovers trouble there also.
Visually it is mesmerizing, the acting and the characters larger than life, and whilst the dialogue is a little predictable, if you like Martial Arts and Western films you'll probably dig it. I did. Kate Bosworth is Lynne (the fiery knife thrower), Geoffrey Rush is the enigmatic alcoholic Ron and Dong-gun Jang is Yang the swordsman. Tony Cox is good (as always) as the diminutive Circus ringleader 8-ball.

Best line -Danny Huston as The Colonel:
"See you in Hell little girl...wear something nasty"